I have no hot takes on the Oscars last night. Not a single one.
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Would you like to hear his views about a woman’s right to choose?
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“Buster, did you spray the bear spray? BUSTER?”
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Day 5: Fuck it, let’s go sledding again! WE GOTTA BURN THESE HOURS SOMEHOW!
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Hoo boy.
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“Actually, I don’t answer to ‘stupid.’ Try again.”
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Ah, victory. Weird, it tastes like acid reflux today.
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Recognize that you’re not a social justice X-Man, possessing mutant levels of wokeness that make you somehow immune to the biases that you can so clearly see in others.
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Sometimes all you can do is notice what’s wrong and call it wrong out loud.
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We see things not as they are, but as we are. So I’m bringing motherhood, feminism, and a white person’s attempt to support racial justice to my reaction to this event.
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“I want you to give me a sandwich so I can slap it out of your hand.”
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I think I understand exactly why she made that song, and I understand why she might have picked those awful scumbag guys to make it with her.
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Not just your actual trash, although that would be GREAT.
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They-as-singular is really hard for me. I know that’s the wrong answer.
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HEAR YE HEAR YE the court of civility is now in session, the Honorable Judge Farce presiding.
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The KatyKatiKate highlights of 2018!
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I’m leaving patron-only content in 2018. Here’s why.
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No. But let’s do 3,000 words about why.
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When Harvey Weinstein got his comeuppance, I found my thoughts traveling to The Teacher.
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The good news? My kids didn’t get bored. The bad news? These are the games my children played for that hour
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