He’s nice. I am too. We’re going to need a his-and-hers fight club to get through this.
Read MoreI love it. I hate it. He loves it. He hates it. Co-parenting is so f*ing complicated.
Read MoreFirst of all, yay!!! Second, it’s about damn time.
Read MoreSurprised at how fine I am today! So fine! Just the finest, really! IT IS WHAT IT IS, RIGHT?
Read MoreHe meant is as a compliment. But I was done. “It’s not MAGIC,” I snapped. “It’s work.”
Read MoreMe: Did you sleep?
Ry: I don't know.
Me: Me neither.
(I'm trying to make "Iron Manning" a thing. Go with me on this.)
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