I wish someone would put me to bed the way I put my kids to bed.
Read MoreI am Liz Lemon putting my kid to sleep this week. Whatever you think I mean by that, you’re right.
Read MoreMe: Did you sleep?
Ry: I don't know.
Me: Me neither.
When bedtime is shitty, everything is shitty.
Read MoreBaby girl, don’t worry! I got you!
Read More(I'm trying to make "Iron Manning" a thing. Go with me on this.)
Read MoreEveryone has a plan until they get punched in the face.
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