Would you like to hear his views about a woman’s right to choose?
Read MoreThe KatyKatiKate highlights of 2018!
Read MoreNo. But let’s do 3,000 words about why.
Read More“Choose love, not fear,” is the social-emotional equivalent of “Have a green smoothie for breakfast.” I know it’s good for me, but I just keep drinking black coffee.
Read MoreI get real antsy whenever art is described as political, unless it’s a model White House made of dog turds.
Read MoreThis post is for men who are angry on behalf of the women they love. Male anger is branded as heavily as Axe Body Spray, and it’s ALMOST as repellant to experience in real life.
Read MoreIt’s okay to be sad, even about something that once made you happy. Or happy enough.
Read MoreI have anxiety, which means that I’m always thinking about the worst possible scenario, and that scenario is equally as likely to happen as a normal day. Looting zombie bears are only a matter of time.
Read More“What’s the closest you’ve come to dying?” I do not have a good answer. Not one that will satisfy the room.
Read MoreWho else feels like there’s a Senate Judiciary Committee meeting in their heads right now? Half the voices are thanking you for your bravery as if your bravery were enough. Half the voices are calling you insufficient and you wish you didn’t believe them.
Who else feels like the sweet spot is there, and you’re just too salty for it?
Read MoreI want to pepper spray Chuck Grassley in the asshole. You could say we’re pissed.
Read MoreThey don’t grow so much as they explode like a virus in a sneeze. Someone plants one spiny little bitch without asking, and before you know it you’ve got blackberries creeping through the dirt in the raised beds you built yourself… all you can think about are the broad green leaves you picked, planted, worked for, wanted, but will never see.
Read MoreIt occurs to me that unasked-for bacon bits are a lot like sexual violence. Stick with me.
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