the perfect example of a parent's love

Me: Do you know how much I love you, baby?

Chicken: How much?

Me: A million bajillion.

Chicken: Woah, really?

Me: Actually it might even be more than that.

Chicken: Like thirty? Like thirty million thousand?

Me: More!

Chicken: What about this: seven hundred million ten thousand?

Me: EVEN MORE!

Chicken: More?

Me: MORE! 

Chicken: I don't know if I can count that high!

Me: Me neither, baby, but that's how much I love you!!! More than all the numbers in the world!!!!

Chicken: Wow! More than the stars in the sky?

Me: YES! MORE!!

Chicken: More than all the apples in all the trees in all the worlds?

Me: YES YES YES!!! SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT!!!!

Chicken: MOMMY!!!

Me: YES BABY!!!!

Chicken: Will you count to a thousand right now?

Me: Nope.