i have questions
Me: Hey mom! We got your package...
Mom: Oh good! Did you see the Halloween plates? Were they too spooky?
Me: No, no, they were perfect. The kids love them. And thank you so much for the cards.
Mom: Of course, honey.
Me: And the books...
Mom: That Daniel Tiger Halloween book was your sister's idea.
Me: Chicken already loves it, of course. But... do you know the one he really can't put down?
Mom: Which one?
Me: No More Ee-Ooohr?
Mom: Oh good! Did you see the Halloween plates? Were they too spooky?
Me: No, no, they were perfect. The kids love them. And thank you so much for the cards.
Mom: Of course, honey.
Me: And the books...
Mom: That Daniel Tiger Halloween book was your sister's idea.
Me: Chicken already loves it, of course. But... do you know the one he really can't put down?
Mom: Which one?
Me: No More Ee-Ooohr?
Mom: Which one is that?
Me: It's the... uh... the one about the donkey?
Mom: Oh isn't that funny? Your Aunt found that at the Goodwill! I thought the illustrations were so great.
Me: Yeah, no, the pictures are cool.
(beat)
Me: Um... did you read it?
Mom: No, why?
seriously just just try to read that line aloud to your child |