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These are all things I've said to Chicken over the last week. Your task? Fill in the blank with the actual thing I said.  

Godspeed.

1. No, baby, _____ doesn't go up Buster's butt. Put it in your mouth please.

A) string cheese

B) your toothbrush 

C) your binky

2. _____ is NOT for smearing food on.

A) Mommy's hair

B) the MacBook 

C) the refrigerator door

3. Bravo, Chicken. Excellent choice of _____. NO! DO NOT THROW IT.

A) knife

B) rock

C) pudding

4. The first step is to _____ is to make sure you have enough room. You want to make sure you can really stretch out.

A) swinging a bat

B) somersaulting

C) pooping

5. I guess you can taste my _____... if you really want to.

A) coffe

B) wine

C) skin