dance like nobody's watching

Drive like you have to poop

Swim like someone just pooped

Shower like you're in prison

Drink like you're stuck in a conversation 

between all people who know each other from like a long time ago 

all talking about people you don't know 

so you have nothing to do with your mouth or hands 

except smile vacantly 

and fucking skull that manhattan 

and then order another one, stat

Run like it's a really bad hallucination

Type like the hero of a 90's hacker thriller

Love like you're stoned 

and you just found out your friend also loved JTT in middle school

Laugh like your kid just whacked your husband 
in the nuts with a wiffle ball bat

Eat like a toddler

on a good day 

when that toddler is hungry

and you've managed to cook the exact thing that toddler wants

so he consumes the meal with his entire body

dancing in the chair

rubbing it in his hair

making all kinds of delicious yum yum sounds

and demanding more

through cheeks stuffed round with macaroni

(because it's always macaroni)