the priority list

I Used to Care About	But Now I Care About	But Deep Down I Only Really Care About
Is this cheese cave-aged?	Does this have high-fructose corn syrup?	Will he eat it? And is it on sale?
Cloth diapering, for the environment	All-natural disposable diapering, for environment and convenience	Cheap diapers that I can throw away when they’ve been shat upon. Cheaper the better. Cheapest is best.
Fashionable clothes	Clean clothes	Wearing clothes
Shaving my legs	Shaving sometimes, just my shins and calves	Wearing pants all the time
Flossing	Brushing	Altoids
Dusting	Vacuuming	Avoiding having people in our home so there are no witnesses
Curling my hair	Brushing my hair	What kind of ponytail should I wear today?
Reading Nobel Prize Winners	Reading Caldecott Winners	Reading Mo Willems