trade-in value

Oh you won’t be needing…	But you will use the hell out of…
Cashmere anything	Yoga pants
High heels	Slip-on sneakers with brightly patterned or crisp white socks that you don’t mind wearing to all the activities where kids go barefoot but moms have to wear socks.
Your snowboard/surfboard	All of your recyclable yogurt containers, water bottles, and plastic berry clamshells. Those are a big hit at the sandbox.
Martini glasses	Sippy cups and Starbucks tumblers
Lacy undergarments	Yoga pants
A go-to happy hour spot	A go-to hot chocolate place
A go-to karaoke song	A go-to Frozen song
Earrings	Yoga pants
A condom in your wallet	Band-aids in your wallet
Decorative bowls full of glass balls	Decorative bowls full of binkies
An Uber account	A Shutterfly account
A really good pair of fuck me shoes	A really good don’t fuck with me voice
Your flirty eyes	Your Elmo voice
Clothes that require dry cleaning	Yoga pants
Those crème brulee dishes	Those Thomas the Tank Engine dishes