and the oscar goes to
Chicken took my phone at Gymboree, ostensibly to "take a picture of you!"
He told me to be sad and cry.
I totally forgot about this impromptu photo sesh until later that night.
This.
Is what he took.
Untouched. Unedited. The slow-mo business? All him. I don't even know how to do that on my phone.
I have but one request. Please play this at my funeral.
I have but one request. Please play this at my funeral.