It’s hilarious the way people tell on themselves when they fret about a girl’s virginity.

They seem to think that once a girl’s original packaging is ruptured, her value plummets.

Memo to Pamela, Frederick, Reverend Gary, Sister Mary Temperence, and apparently T.I.:

That concept only holds true for OBJECTS, and is only relevant if you’re trying to SELL THEM.

That’s it.

That’s the whole post.

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