I love shopping at Goodwill - it's a cliche, but truly you never know what you're going to bring home in your scalp after trying on hats. The dandruff of a stranger, dry leeches, snake eggs for crying out loud! Good luck with replicating that sense of danger in Banana Republic. Goodwill is the shit.

My favorite departments to Goodwill shop are:

1. Furniture
3. Sunglasses
4. Books

It's 9:36 pm and I still have to put away groceries, so this one is going to be short.

Feast your eyes upon 3 books that I absolutely will not be buying for my children: