mama
Sorry for the long radio silence! It's been one of those months. Ryan and I had family in town and we took advantage of them to jet off for a 2-day break to New York to see Hamilton and so many people we love. What I mean to say is sorry you've been desperately bored but I've been cavorting sans toddlers in the city that never sleeps.
Now read my blog post and tell me it's funny.
Buster is wicked cute.
He's 20 months old and all curls and dimples and sweet dance moves and mushy baby words.
When you ask him to give you a kiss he ever-so-gently rubs his forehead against yours, because that's what he has seen Chicken do. We call it a Tiger Kiss.
He coos, giggles, sings, babbles, barks, meows, and quacks - honestly, he's baby crack.
But there's one thing he does that is less than adorable.
I'm trying not to take it personally.
Lately, he's been pointing at illustrations in his books and saying, "mama!"
Sometimes it's sweet.
Sometimes, though...
YEAH.
I wish I could say that it's out of left field, but... I get it. That's probably pretty accurate, when the church bells toll the 4:30 Suck Pocket each day.
Here are a few more pictures that, apparently, look like me:
Now read my blog post and tell me it's funny.
Buster is wicked cute.
He's 20 months old and all curls and dimples and sweet dance moves and mushy baby words.
When you ask him to give you a kiss he ever-so-gently rubs his forehead against yours, because that's what he has seen Chicken do. We call it a Tiger Kiss.
He coos, giggles, sings, babbles, barks, meows, and quacks - honestly, he's baby crack.
But there's one thing he does that is less than adorable.
I'm trying not to take it personally.
Lately, he's been pointing at illustrations in his books and saying, "mama!"
Sometimes it's sweet.
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| brown hair eyelashes friendly face rosy cheeks that could be the japanese cartoon face of mother mary herself. buster has such insight. |
Sometimes, though...
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| jesus is that me with the hair of the bad guy from Doug? and is that me wearing a human liver on my mouth? and is that me screaming in german or about to smack you in the face with a slotted spoon? is that who i am to you? mama! okay, pipe down dimples that's enough out of you |
I wish I could say that it's out of left field, but... I get it. That's probably pretty accurate, when the church bells toll the 4:30 Suck Pocket each day.
Here are a few more pictures that, apparently, look like me:
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| just because a person has unnaturally short arms doesn't mean you have to you know talk about it |
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| is this because you saw me nibble that cracker off the floor? that was one time, buster. and it wasn't a cracker it was a vanilla oreo. and i'm not a wizard. and it had been a really long day. |
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| not sure what to say here. |
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| mama! really? eyes! really? huh. that clown does have kind eyes. |
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| point of order sir mama isn't packing that particular brand of six-shooter hahahahaha six shooter that's hilarious amiright ladies? |
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| okay that's actually a pretty harsh burn because that is absolutely what i look like i and paul bunyan |
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| totally on board with this one |