Sometimes you just need to see some gross pictures of Buster eating. Right? Don't you?

my favorite part of oatmeal is the film it leaves on everything it touches just like a gray film like check out his fingers the film it's already starting ps did you know oatmeal is best eaten from within your finger cracks

my other favorite part of oatmeal tied for first, really is the ticking clock on cleanup it's not like oh say crackers that you can come back to an hour later or even you know tomorrow no oatmeal begins to destroy your life the moment you add water if you do not attack and i mean with murderous intent as soon as that oatmeal hits the table if you wait 5 minutes you will have to come back with rented power tools or possibly just a new table

soups can be tricky

in this house we pre-chew our cheese and then allow it to breathe on the table in a pool of chicken broth for oh what would you say 8, 8-10 minutes? yeah bout that. till it's real shiny till the broth gets a skin on it that's how you know it's time

that's a disc of straight-up peanut butter pressed into a mold of the roof of his mouth and when he laughs there are peanut butter strings can you see them peanut butter spit strings yep beige ones wet beige spit strings chock full of nuts so photogenic so appetizing who wants anything but peanut butter right now