KatyKatiKate

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hey estelle, suck on this

Hey.


You were so right.

Chicken has ADHD. Just look... look at this. He spent an hour "packing for a trip to the airport."

He sealed items in individual ziploc bags and then packed those bagged items in a cardboard box that he called his trunk.



(future crime scene analyst)
WHAT HAPPENED HERE
well
we have to wait for the labs to come back but
it looks like
this child needs help focusing
perhaps you should consider medication

this is the frenzied work
of a child whose brain
cannot possibly rest on a single task
for more than a few seconds

aaaaaah
the maaaaadness
the chaaaaoooooos

i think john nash
might be available to mentor
this
profoundly disturbed
young man
seriously
even though john nash has passed away
this profoundly
irreversibly
disturbed
child
could probably still benefit
from a mentor-mentee relationship
with a dead crazy math genius
that's how
whacked
this wackadoo child is

one prescription for ritalin,
please
yes, that's right
estelle sent me

PS: I was joking, Estelle. You're still silly.

PPS:

also
he remembered to pack the stroller
and a flashlight
in the trunk
because
it just makes good sense
and his mama didn't raise no fool