guest post: katie's shirt
Oh.
Hello.
I didn't see you there.
I don't know if you remember me
from
Fourth of July
and
Date Night
and
well
literally every single occasion you've had to wear a shirt that isn't
a Hanes tagless tee
for the last
year
and a half.
Christmas
Thanksgiving
Fancy Dinner
I was there for you,
My polyester pleats always crisp
The swiss dots adding a touch of whimsy
My swirly cut forgiving your post-baby gut
Sorry
but
it's a gut.
There's something so sad
about
you
right now.
You've got one shirt?
You're like that guy
who has one joke
he tells
every day
as if we've never heard it before
like an unfunny goldfish.
Girl
for reals
go to TJ Maxx
and buy
another
fucking
shirt.
Oh
and now you've got
a reading, you say?
Well.
Okay.
I mean
I'm just a shirt, so
I can't really stop you from pulling me out of the closet
and shrugging me on
(buttoning one button
unbuttoning that button
buttoning all the buttons
unbuttoning all the buttons
going back to the one button thing
like you do
literally
every
single
time)
and thinking
okay
yeah
this still works.
Of course I still work.
I'm the same
fucking
shirt.
I guess you could wear me
again
or
stick with me here
you could wear
literally
anything else.
Hello.
I didn't see you there.
I don't know if you remember me
from
Fourth of July
and
Date Night
and
well
literally every single occasion you've had to wear a shirt that isn't
a Hanes tagless tee
for the last
year
and a half.
Christmas
Thanksgiving
Fancy Dinner
I was there for you,
My polyester pleats always crisp
The swiss dots adding a touch of whimsy
My swirly cut forgiving your post-baby gut
Sorry
but
it's a gut.
There's something so sad
about
you
right now.
You've got one shirt?
You're like that guy
who has one joke
he tells
every day
as if we've never heard it before
like an unfunny goldfish.
Girl
for reals
go to TJ Maxx
and buy
another
fucking
shirt.
Oh
and now you've got
a reading, you say?
Well.
Okay.
I mean
I'm just a shirt, so
I can't really stop you from pulling me out of the closet
and shrugging me on
(buttoning one button
unbuttoning that button
buttoning all the buttons
unbuttoning all the buttons
going back to the one button thing
like you do
literally
every
single
time)
and thinking
okay
yeah
this still works.
Of course I still work.
I'm the same
fucking
shirt.
I guess you could wear me
again
or
stick with me here
you could wear
literally
anything else.