Went to Target BOUGHT ONE THING

Bird dropped a shit that looks like someone threw a full tub of moldy ricotta at the car NOT MY CAR

Went to the park DIDN'T WORRY ABOUT HEAT STROKE OR SUNBURN OR DEHYDRATION AND ACTUALLY PUT A VEST ON BUSTER WHICH WAS SUPER CUTE

Chicken found a really big stick to swing around LUCKILY THAT LITTLE GIRL WAS WEARING SUNGLASSES

Chicken ran away HE'LL COME BACK WHEN HE GETS HUNGRY HE KNOWS WHERE HOME IS