who's that guy
Reading the Frog Prince
as Performed at Naptime
by Chicken and Mommy
Chicken: Who's that guy?
Me: That's the Frog Prince. Once upon a time, there was a--
Chicken: Who's that guy?
Me: The Frog Prince. There was a frog prince. He was sitting on a lily pad--
Chicken: Who's that guy?
Me: I think that's... that's like, a fly, flying around the Frog Prince.
Chicken: Who's that guy?
Me: That's Francois. Francois the Fly. So the Frog Prince was sitting on a lily pad by the banks of a river, and he saw--
Chicken: Who's that guy?
Me: --a beautiful--
Chicken: Who's that guy?
Me: --princess--
Chicken: WHO'S THAT GUY?
Me: IT'S A BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS, babe. I'm telling the story. Just listen and I will tell you who all of the guys are, ok? OK. So the frog prince saw a beautiful princess, sitting--
Chicken: Who's that guy?
Me: Frog prince.
Chicken: Who's that guy?
Me: That's... move your finger... that's... that's a ripple in the water. Let's call that... Esmerelda.
Chicken: Who's that guy?
Me: The beautiful princess.
Chicken: Who's that guy?
Me: Who do you think it is?
Chicken: NO! MOMMY DO IT!
Me: (sigh)
Chicken: Who's that guy?
Me: Francois the Fly.
Chicken: (chuckling) Fwam-swah.