Me: Chicken, please keep your diaper on, babe.

Chicken: I'm too fierce.

( Pulls down diaper. Walks around bedroom with diaper around ankles. Sits down on rug and scoots his ass across the rug, punctuating each scoot with a word as he chants "I'm! Too! Fierce! I'm! Too! Fierce!")

I was going to include a pic in this post, but... I mean, come on. I've got better sense than that.

Just know that yes, there are pictures.

And a video.

Gonna be a BIG weekend, folks. HUGE.