Me: I really want to learn how to do the Single Ladies dance.
Ryan: OK, well, show me what you already know.

( I'll just let your imagination take over here)

Ryan: (collapses on floor laughing) You look like you're ice skating for the first time!
Me: I'm going to blog that you said that.
Ryan: It was just when you were flapping your arms like you were about to fall over and you were saying "I've never ice skated before!"
Me: OK, well, I did not say that Ryan.

(tries again)

Ryan: Oh, that was better!
Me: Thanks. I'm still going to blog about what you said before though.