Note to self:

When teaching a 2-year-old how to eat a lollipop, be prepared for the number of times you will have to tell him to "lick it" and "suck it."

"Chicken, just lick it. NO, don't bite it. Just lick it. Or suck it. You can lick it. With your tongue. That's right, just put the lollipop in your mouth and-- NO, don't bite it, honey..."

Jesus.

Note to self part two:

NEVER return to the kids' hair salon that left a bucket of lollipops on the ground next to the cash register.