let's play a game
It's called, "STOP STOP STOP That is Not a Toy."
Ready?
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| "Touch it? Hot? Yeah!" Sweet Lord STOP STOP STOP! That is not a toy! |
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| "Push buttons? Game?" (intercom beeps loudly in every room of the house when he pushes a button) STOP STOP STOP. That is not a toy. |
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| "Dump it?" STOP STOP STOP! That is not a toy! "Drink it?" God, yes. I'd love one. Thanks. |
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| "Take-a bath?" STOP STOP STOP That is not a-- "Like a drink?" STOP! STOP STOP STOP! |
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| "Push buttons? Watcha movie?" STOP STOP STOP! That is not a toy! But I need you to show me what button you just pushed because "My Cousin Vinny" is speaking Mandarin now. |
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| "Take pitcha! Take a pitcha Baby Buster?" STOP STOP... well... okay. Well played, Chicken. |
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| "One... two... three. THROW!" STOOOOOOOOOOPPPP!!! |
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| "Hello! Bye bye! Wanta call Nana!" (I hear the phone dial only three numbers.) STOP STOP STOP! That is not a toy! Please be 411... please be 411... |
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| "Taste it?" Go ahead. Taste it. "Shake it?" Um, I don't think-- "Shake it face?" STOP STOP STOP! That is not a toy! |
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| "GET! IN! GET! IN! GET! IN! GET! IN!" (runs balls-out toward pool) STOP STOP STOP! Please stop! Don't jump in the pool! Please! STOP! (Thank you, though, for giving me something to think about at 2:30 am.) |