Oh you won’t be needing…

But you will use the hell out of…

Cashmere anything

Yoga pants

High heels

Slip-on sneakers with brightly patterned or crisp white socks that you don’t mind wearing to all the activities where kids go barefoot but moms have to wear socks.

Your snowboard/surfboard

All of your recyclable yogurt containers, water bottles, and plastic berry clamshells. Those are a big hit at the sandbox.

Martini glasses

Sippy cups and Starbucks tumblers

Lacy undergarments

Yoga pants

A go-to happy hour spot

A go-to hot chocolate place

A go-to karaoke song

A go-to Frozen song

Earrings

Yoga pants

A condom in your wallet

Band-aids in your wallet

Decorative bowls full of glass balls

Decorative bowls full of binkies

An Uber account

A Shutterfly account

A really good pair of fuck me shoes

A really good don’t fuck with me voice

Your flirty eyes

Your Elmo voice

Clothes that require dry cleaning

Yoga pants

Those crème brulee dishes

Those Thomas the Tank Engine dishes