things you do that make you take a hard look at yourself
Today's thing I did that made me take a hard look at myself:
Attempt to muscle Chicken into his stroller at 5:30 pm so we could go "for a walk," (to the Shell station. To buy beer. And ice cream. For me.) while he writhes and screams "No, mommy, no!"
What have I become?
Fucking thirsty, that's what.