IN A WORLD

WHERE EVERY SECOND COUNTS

ONE WOMAN

STANDS ALONE

AT THE KITCHEN SINK

EATING A PAN OF TURTLE BROWNIES

(NO FORK OR ANYTHING

JUST USING HER HANDS TO BREAK OFF FIST-SIZED HUNKS OF BROWNIE AND SHOVING THEM WHOLE INTO HER MOUTH)

SHE ALONE

CAN ENSURE THE FUTURE

OF ALL MANKIND

BUT FIRST

CAN SHE FINISH THIS PAN OF BROWNIES

BEFORE ONE OF THE KIDS WAKES--

nope.