In the morning I like to talk to Chicken about what we're going to do that day.

I say:

"Good morning sweet boy! How was your sleep? Did you have good dreams? It's time to wake up and start your day. First we're going to give you a fresh diaper because we want you to have clean shorts. Let's take off that yucky wet diaper!

After diaper time, we’re going to go get some breakfast. Mommy made you a waffle with cream cheese! And then we’re going to put on your shoes, and then we’re going to go out to the car and go to Gymboree so you can play with your friends and run run run!

After Gymboree we’re going to come home and eat lunch – I was thinking about making you some soup, and cheese crackers – and then it will be binky time and nap time.

When you wake up from your nap, we will have a snack, and then we have to go to the store and pick up a few things, and then we’ll come home again and you can play play play until dinner time! How does that sound?”



I pretty sure this is what he hears:

wah wah wah! wah wah wah wah? wah wah wah? wah wah wah diaper wah wah wah wah wah diaper!

wah wah wah diaper time wah wah breakfast wah wah wah waffle wah wah wah cream cheese wah wah wah shoes wah wah wah wah wah wah wah run run run!

wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah lunch wah wah wah cheese crackers wah wah BINKY TIME wah wah wah wah.

wah wah wah wah wah snack wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah dinner  time! wah wah wah wah wah?




So I'm really glad we had this talk.