I've gained 50 pounds this pregnancy. I weigh more than Ryan, and have for the last 3 or 4 months. It might have something to do with the fact that I eat dessert. After every meal. And snack.

I've drunk at least one glass of wine every week since I entered the second trimester.

Okay, at least 3 glasses of wine every week.

I support every mother's right to make whatever breastfeeding choice makes sense for her and her family. But personally, it totally freaks me out to see a 4-year-old on the nip.

My first thought when I see a friend I haven't seen in awhile and she's gained a lot of weight is, "ooooh noooo."
My second thought is, "I wonder if she's okay."
My third thought is, "I hope none of my friends are assholes like I am."