Ry: Did you shower?
Me: Yep.
Ry: Really.
Me: Yep. Well...
Ry: UH HUH.
Me: Hey, I bathed.
Ry: You took a bath?
Me: Mmm.... yep.
Ry: What kind of bath?
Me: A hobo bath.
Ry: So... you went to the public library, wet some paper towels, and wiped your armpits?
Me: Yes to all, except it was the bus station.