Pre-Baby:

(in bed)

Me: Ryan
Him: mmm?
Me: Oh, sorry! I thought you were up!
Him: It's ok, love. (roll over, kiss, cuddle.)
Me: What time is it?
Him: 10:30.
Me: (stretch)
Him: So... what do you want to do today?
Me: Mmmmm... let's watch Lord of the Rings and eat waffles.

(sigh)

Post-Baby:

(in bed)

Me: Ryan.
Him: mmm?
Me: RYAN.
Him: What?
Me: The Chicken is up.
Him: ... (employs the classic "If I don't move maybe she'll forget I'm awake" strategy.)
Me: (SIGH) So I guess I'll get him... What TIME is it?
Him: 6:20.
Me: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Him: What are we doing today?
Me: Well, not sleeping in, that's for sure.

(sigh)