1. Purchase a vintage yellow suitcase to store Chicken's keepsakes in. Right now it has cards from the baby shower, a handmade hat knitted by a beloved relative, "Baby's First Thanksgiving" bib complete with removable turkey waddle washcloth.
2. Attend a Beyonce-themed yoga class. I know what you're thinking, and NO, they did not like it, nor did they put a ring on it.
3. Eat a vegan donut.
4. Everything else, really.