"Don't worry if you can't bring your leg like all the way over your head.

I can.

Of course.

But I've been doing this for... what... a couple of years now, like almost every day.

So.

We can't all be me."

... because some people have to be like you. 

You know, brittle and flabby. 

But I'll bet if you did yoga for like... a year or two... for like... all day every day... and night... you could probably be pretty close to as good as me. 

I mean, let me just say this: You'll never be as good as me because I am better than you. 

But, you know, you could try. 

That would be funny. 

And a little sad. 

But mostly like super funny.

-Yoga Frenemy